
Okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but who can blame me? They seem to think that it's pretty okay to call all the shots and drag their poor underlings all over hell and back on a whim. Still, it was a bit of a bummer to have to pull up stakes and start all over again.Īdults are the pits, just saying. And I've got the 'tude to back that s**t up. I have a mirror or two to attest to the fact that I can hold my own with anything this town has to offer. I'm no slouch in the looks department any sixteen-year-old chick that wasn't aware of her attributes in this day and age was living under a big ass rock in Nowheres Ville. I was more worried about dealing with stuck-up starlet wannabes and their bullshit. Mom was all excited to be rubbing elbows with movie stars and Uber-rich types. At least we weren't moving to a rinky-dink nowhere town, but an upscale neighborhood outside of Hollywood. Right when I was going over my choices, they spring this crap on me. Mom and dad had just lifted the virgin seal, aka I was allowed to date and wham. I was just getting into the groove of things. This new school supposedly had a better football program and better standing in the Nationals, yadda, yadda, yadda, like I gave a frack.Īll I know is that my final year and a half in high school was not supposed to be like this. My brother, the jock, was chomping at the bit. Parents shouldn't be allowed to muck up their kids' existence out of the blue like this, but what the hell?

Not like he wasn't raking in the dough before, but apparently, this new position came with a whole slew of other benefits that went right over my head. He'd gotten a promotion and a fat ass raise. New town: new school, new attitude? Nah, well, maybe for necessity's sake I wouldn't have my girls there after all, so I might have to tone my s**t down in the beginning until I get the lay of the land.ĭad had disrupted my life without a by your leave.
